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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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