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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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