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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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