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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗
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