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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺
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