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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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