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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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