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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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