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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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