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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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