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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃
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