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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁
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