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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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