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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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