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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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