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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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