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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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