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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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