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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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