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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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