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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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