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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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