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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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