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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮
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