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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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