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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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