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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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