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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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