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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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