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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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