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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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