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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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