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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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