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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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