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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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