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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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