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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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