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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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