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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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