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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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