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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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