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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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