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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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