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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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