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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍
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