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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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