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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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