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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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