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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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