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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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