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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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