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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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