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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗
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