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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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