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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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