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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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